So Who Wants To Help Me Plan My Funeral?

No one seems to care about me when I%26#039;m alive so let%26#039;s see how much they care when I%26#039;m dead. I%26#039;ve got some prices on the casket. Anyone know a good flower arranger?

So Who Wants To Help Me Plan My Funeral?
I%26#039;d rather plan your death.
Reply:just get it over with and die let someone else worry about your funeral.i got a spare bit of ground down the back if some else digs the hole we%26#039;ll just throw you in there.give the worms and grubs a feed.how are you going to know how much they cared if your dead?your a long time dead and you dont get a second chance.theres lots of ppl that will help you but you wont get sympathy of them.your choice mate,help,sympathy or death.i know which one i%26#039;d pick?


PS.anyone who thinks this is harsh tough titties,this stuff shouldn%26#039;t be used for anyones amusement.
Reply:Can you leave me that awesome avatar in your will please.
Reply:I hope this is a sick joke.I dont know you but I dont want you to die.
Reply:I%26#039;m really better at planning fund raisers - exactly how expensive is that casket?
Reply:No thanks. Interesing avatar by the way......
Reply:Why get a casket, go with cremation and get sprinkled somewhere.. Then your spirit will be free to haunt anyone that messed with you..
Reply:meme is such a wonderful person!!! Now about you, i agree with meme. Flowers are too expensive... How about you stay alive, its cheaper for the both of us.
Reply:no thanks, i am booked
Reply:NO!! don%26#039;t be so stupid..get your head out of the dirt and start living your life.
Reply:We%26#039;ll sprinkle you over the ocean, much more romantic!
Reply:Walmart has some beautiful flowers, and you only have to give them 48 hours notice...Always low prices...always. Peace!!!! Or Should I say..RIP
Reply:Stop playing around and go play your videogames or something.



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