A clean joke reate it pls.....?

A new business was opening and one of the owner%26#039;s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, %26quot;Rest in Peace.%26quot;


The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.


After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how


angry he was, the florist replied, %26quot;Sir, I%26#039;m really sorry for the


mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this


somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have


flowers with a note saying, %26#039;Congratulations on your new


location.

A clean joke reate it pls.....?
oh my.. I%26#039;ll die laughing.. keep the jokes coming Pd, make my day! ha ha ha
Reply:Dats cute
Reply:this one is definitely a lol. I%26#039;d give it 8. Anyone who doesn%26#039;t like it must be lacking in imagination.
Reply:6
Reply:lol great
Reply:hahaha
Reply:HAHA IT IS REALLY FUNNY
Reply:That one got a hardy laugh. I%26#039;d give it a 10 out of 10
Reply:that%26#039;s the most lamest joke i ever heard
Reply:hahahahaha good one...........mah peeps..... : ) um i give a 10/10 closing comments-very creative and original
Reply:hahahahahahaha i thought it was hilarious
Reply:Good one!!! =)
Reply:haha!


9!


muahz!
Reply:thats not funny, thats sad
Reply:lol.lol.
Reply:Where Is God?





A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.





They boys%26#039; mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.





The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, %26quot;Where is God?%26quot;.





They boy%26#039;s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.





So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, %26quot;Where is God!!?%26quot;





Again the boy made no attempt to answer.





So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy%26#039;s face and bellowed, %26quot;WHERE IS GOD!?%26quot;








The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.





When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, %26quot;What happened?%26quot;





The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, %26quot;We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!%26quot;
Reply:lol..funny!
Reply:cool 1! great joke dude.
Reply:Hmmmm...Pd...I was just wondering...wht is the full form of Pd...is that Private detective? lol .....:)) so how abt a 9.98/10
Reply:Heard a slightly different version of it. Funny!
Reply:lol + 10 thx
Reply:lol
Reply:I%26#039;ll tell you what? This is the second time I read this joke this morning. And both from YOU!





hahahahahahahaha





Rate: 9.3/10
Reply:I didn%26#039;t know you%26#039;ve got clean ones, good one I%26#039;ll give you .......10 and a thumps up......Keep it up.
Reply:i would REATE it a 6.5 outta 10
Reply:hahahaha! funny...but that%26#039;s kind of wrong isn%26#039;t it??? still funny though
Reply:ohohohohoho!! lame :D
Reply:lol... I wonder if its hot or not
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:i can%26#039;t stop lol
Reply:nice and clean.



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