My name is.....?

What is the new O.J. web site address?


slash.slash.backslash.escape





What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?


A speech impediment.





Do you know how you can spot Ronald McDonald on the beach?


He is the only one with sesame seed buns.





What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?


Homeless.





Have you heard of the new Ken Doll. It%26#039;s called the %26quot;Child Support Ken%26quot;?


It can%26#039;t be found.





What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?


A wedding.





How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?


Put up a %26quot;Bingo%26quot; sign.





What does a bulimic have for dessert?


Two fingers.





What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the


other is used to carry groceries.

My name is.....?
hahahaha omg those r hilarious - i luved them =]
Reply:He he. I like %26#039;em, some more than others, but I like them.





thanx.
Reply:Lol...
Reply:They%26#039;re stupid!





♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
Reply:Obviously chinkyidevilishgrin =D
Reply:wow this is funny i love it and good job lol 10/10
Reply:lmao!! I like the last one!!
Reply:Now that right there was funny, I dont care who you are! LMAO
Reply:Excellent collection! Here%26#039;s one for you to add:





What do you call someone who%26#039;s always hanging around musicians?





A drummer.
Reply:ha ha
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry, did you just call those jokes?



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