The Florist's MIstake?

A new business was opening and one of the owner%26#039;s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said %26quot;Rest in Peace.%26quot;





The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. %26quot;Sir, I%26#039;m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, %26quot;Congratulations on your new location%26quot;.


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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who%26#039;s tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, %26quot;I ask you a question, and if you don%26#039;t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.%26quot; Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, %26quot;Okay, if you don%26#039;t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don%26#039;t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.%26quot; This catches the blonde%26#039;s attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.





The lawyer asks the first question: %26quot;What%26#039;s the distance from the earth to the moon?%26quot; The blonde doesn%26#039;t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. %26quot;Okay,%26quot; says the lawyer, %26quot;it%26#039;s your turn.%26quot;





She asks the lawyer, %26quot;What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?%26quot;





The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.





The blonde says %26quot;Thank you%26quot; and turns back to get some more sleep.





The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, %26quot;Well, what%26#039;s the answer?%26quot;





Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

The Florist%26#039;s MIstake?
HAHAH!!! im gonna try that
Reply:That%26#039;s the best version of that joke I%26#039;ve heard.
Reply:their very good,have a star
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard the 2nd 1 many times but i still giggle at it lol :)
Reply:those two are really good. have a star!



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