Friday, July 31, 2009

I need motivation...To live.?

My girlfriend bought really expensive cloths for me. The color did not match and they gave me a terrible rash. Then she said, "I knew you did not like them" and she dumped me on the spot. Then I tried to give her flowers I got from a grassy field, but there was a bumblebee in it and it stung her on the nose when she smelled it. She is also terribly allergic to bumble bees...she died. On the way to the funeral my truck broke......span out and crashed into a power generator. I escaped with only one leg and 6 and a half fingers. So I missed the funeral completely and her cousin came and beat me up while I was in the hospital. Then Jesus came from heaven and said "you are going to hell” Then when I finally got home I learned that my house was repossessed and my identity was stolen. Now I am staying temporarily behind chesterfield county library of VA in a cardboard box which a rock wilier decided it looked nice and it took it for its own territory. I have nothing life sucks why live.

I need motivation...To live.?
Wow you guys are fags. There are computers in libraries. He said he was living in a cardboard box behind chesterfield county library of VA. YOU ARE JUST PICKING ON THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LESSER STUFF THAN YOU. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. Bob B *sniff* I am your greatest Fan. Please don’t kill yourself for me *SOBS* and you can still type with 6 and a half fingers. My cousin from Timbuktu lost all his arms and legs in a terrible industrial accident involving a mechanical bull and a scrabble board. He typed on a computer at a public library with his nose. And saved his life by getting a fake credit card number OFF the internet and used it to pay the medical bill that he had no money to pay for.
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you are so lucky!!!


your life is soo exciting that


i think you should kill yourself!!!!=]]
Reply:If this really happened to you... then how in the HELL are you on a computer?
Reply:You have a very lively imagination.
Reply:So you're telling me that you're living in a BOX that is occupied by a DOG and you have SIX fingers. So, tell me plese, how the hell are you typing with SIX fingers. Especially such a long, long paragraph. And your identity was stolen. oh wow, and u have a computer IN A BOX. I know one thing that you obviously don't have: a life.
Reply:you have a computer in your nice cozy box
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