A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart, made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist.
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord willreward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom,
or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
2 quick ones......lame or game? if good then star!?
the second one is good, the first one ok
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:LOL
Reply:Well honestly it wasnt that good
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:no, i didn't even feel a twinge of a smile. sorry. it was bad
Reply:ha it seem lame
Reply:i like the first one ... made me really a big smile ... i just could imagine how 'it' would open and close ...
second one is lame ... if common sense says wealth, how much more for wisdom ...
Reply:Not that great sorry!
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