Joke's and riddles has been fun! but it's my final entry!JOKE::old man lies?

As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the living room the family discusses funeral arrangements.





Son John says, "Let's make a really big thing out of it. We'll order ten Rolls Royces to carry our closest relatives."





Daughter Mary says, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have one Rolls for the family only."





Son Darren says, "We'll have lots of flowers. We'll surround him with dozens of roses and lilies."





Daughter Anne says, "What a waste! We'll have one little bouquet, that's enough."





Suddenly, the voice of the old man is heard, coming weakly from the bedroom, "Why don't you get me my trousers? I'll walk to the cemetery!"

Joke's and riddles has been fun! but it's my final entry!JOKE::old man lies?
very good. you can't leave remember the code. FSHASOHB.
Reply:Noooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't go!! Whatever will we do without you hun!!!





Mopping up the tear's cos we're losing a good friend and best contributor to the joke's section!!





Plesae stay with us, begging now on hand's and knee's lol





Come on Calamity, this is a joke, right??????????
Reply:wow that familys cheap
Reply:hee heee, not bad,that ones quite good
Reply:Good one!
Reply:Ha ha good one. It wouldn't be good for him to go without his trousers on!!








:-)))
Reply:lol very funny i feel sorry for the old grease
Reply:IM SURE I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE IN THE UK


WHEN I SAY THANKYOU FOR BRINGING A SMILE TO OUR FACES WITH YOUR CONSTANT SUPPLY OF JOKES


YOU WILL BE SADLY MISSED.


MAY WE WISH YOU EVERY HAPPINESS, SUCESS AND GOOD HEALTH FOR YOUR FUTURE
Reply:haha very good why you leaving ??
Reply:lol. will miss your jokes.
Reply:Huh?
Reply:keah cool.
Reply:lmao
Reply:lol good one. a star for you Jane.








You should stay in jokes and riddles. your posts are too funny to stop posting. and the trolls don't deserve to win. you are here to have fun and be around friends. don't let them take that away from you....stay
Reply:hahaha, poor old man, I'll take him!!
Reply:I'm laughing but I feeling sad. I'm going to miss you and your jokes. Don't let the trolls and stalkers get you down.
Reply:Stars for you!!!!!!!!





GOOD LUCK
Reply:Lol! I'll miss your jokes...





Please don't leave!
Reply:Hahahahahahhahaha, what fantastic end the jokes and riddles best ever contributer.


You will be sadly missed by everyone who has a sense of humour :-( :-( :-( :-(
Reply:lmao, I just love it! Reminds me of my 21 yo daughter, I have told both of my children that when I die, I wish to be cremated and my ashes to be thrown of the Jetty near where I grew up (as I now live in the next state). Her response to this when we were having a family chat one time was: "Hey Mum, we will cut costs, and cut out the middle man, we will just prop you up in the car, drive you over there, wheel you to the end of the jetty in a wheel chair, and just tip you over the edge into the water" I said in a drole tone, "Thanks" LOL.
Reply:lol
Reply:Crikey!


why are you going?


we're all gonna miss you,


Jabelitexxx



super nanny