Monday, August 3, 2009

Funny or not?

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party." "Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.

Funny or not?
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Reply:It makes me smile not burst into a uncontroable laugfter.
Reply:LOL


9/10


Keep smilin'.
Reply:if you don't think about it too much, i guess
Reply:not HAHAHAA funny but its okay
Reply:Funny?


Funny?





Anyone got a clean pair of pants, please?
Reply:funny!
Reply:That's awful... ly funny!!!
Reply:Funny
Reply:not
Reply:lol...good jokes...hmm...i'm wondering..lol..star*:D
Reply:A bit but it dint make me smile or laugh soz!
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Reply:Now thats funny.
Reply:not
Reply:not
Reply:not bad
Reply:yeah it's ok made me laugh
Reply:DANG! that's a great one!!!
Reply:tht made me smile a little bit.
Reply:THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!





I love stupid jokes!!
Reply:The old ones are always the best.
Reply:funny!yayaya!!!!
Reply:Mildly amusing.


Embarrassing for the florist!
Reply:LOL PMSL





extremly funny
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Reply:was funny 30 years ago...
Reply:Not bad. I've certainly heard worse ones on here!
Reply:No,Please try again.



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