Have you ever made a serious faux paux?????

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.


Storekeeper: "Oh, it's alright. I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."


Florist: "But, I accidentally sent your card to a funeral parlor."


Storekeeper: "Well, what did it say?"


Florist: “Congratulations on your new location."

Have you ever made a serious faux paux?????
I will always remember the Faux Paux my friend made. I come from a large family. She was meeting my family for the 1st time and having a conversation with my mother. we were about 13 or 14. They were talking about the Aquarium. My friend said I love to look at the octopuses (testicles) she obviously meant tentacles. Fortunately my mother just smiled to herself, ignored the verbal oops .. and went on as though she said the right word. My friend and I still laugh about it to this day.
Reply:ROFL! Good one.
Reply:That's a good one! Thanks for sharing! :)
Reply:How very cute. Thanks I needed that.
Reply:Love it! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Reply:Hilarious! Keep 'em coming.
Reply:two in a row , wow !
Reply:Love it. Actually it seems to fit the situation, I think it does anyway. The person did move on to a new location.
Reply:OMG!! That is hysterical!! I love it!!
Reply:LOL. Thanks for starting my day off with a bang. I have had a serious faux paux, actually. It concerns this current reincarnation of mine: WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE WEALTHY BEYOND ALL REASON? I know I deserved it and please help if you can.
Reply:ROFLMAOPIMP!! Thanks, that is so cute
Reply:That`s terrific..I love it...I`ve made too many faux paux to even begin to count.
Reply:Oops! Thanks for starting my day off right -- with a smile!
Reply:Thanks for the laugh!


Back in high school I used to think it was a faux paux to wear Nike shoes and Adidas socks. shame on me, LOL!



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